“Stop hitting yourself, Captain Kirk!”
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View ArticleAs of today, it’s official…
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View ArticleMore proof that “The Elf on the Shelf” is bad news
Found at Couponing4You’s Facebook page via Barry Gervin. Click to see the source. While my family celebrates Christmas, I’d never heard of this “Elf of the Shelf” thing until a couple of years ago....
View Article“The Force Awakens” poster awakens!
My favorite bits in this animated version of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens poster are Finn’s floppy lightsaber and Kylo Ren as espresso machine. The post “The Force Awakens” poster awakens!...
View ArticleWhat I learned from videogames
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View ArticleGift suggestions for grammar nerds
Dose has a collection of gift ideas for those friends and family who can’t stop help correcting other people’s terrible grammar. My favorite one is the mug pictured above. Thanks to Alexandra Samuel...
View ArticleWrestler Joey Ryan adds a new meaning to the phrase “dick move”
Pro wrestling just got more real and more fake at the same time. Watch the video to see what I mean: The post Wrestler Joey Ryan adds a new meaning to the phrase “dick move” appeared first on The...
View ArticleA chilly morning in Accordion Bay
Click the photo to see it at full size. Here in Accordion Bay, it’s what passes for a chilly December morning: 13°C / 55°F. That’s Rhonda the Honda, my trusty 1998 Honda CR-V (which still hasn’t hit...
View ArticleMeanwhile in Japan…
This ad starts off in a Japanese university dorm room with every otaku’s fantasy… …and that’s when the school administration breaks up their little party: It turns out that they don’t approve of the...
View ArticleUber LITERALLY drags a cabbie kicking and screaming into the future
Yesterday in Toronto, taxi drivers staged a mass protest against Uber by forming a blockade at Bay and Queen Streets, one of the city’s busiest intersections, located between the old and new city...
View ArticleThe “save my seat while I use the bathroom” accordion cafe hack
About once a week, I work out of a cafe rather than at the home office. As you might already know, coffee is a tricky beast that sends you to the bathroom for a couple of reasons. If you’re at the...
View ArticleThe best 3D printer ever
Yes, I’m aware of the sorts of wonderful things you can make with a 3D printer, but at 7:45 a.m. after a good workout, the only 3D printer that matters is my hotel’s 3D pancake printer. I loved it...
View ArticleThis week’s “duct tape fixes EVERYTHING” experience
Nearly eight years ago, I started using a CPAP (pronounced “SEE-pap”) machine while sleeping. I have sleep apnea, which I wrote about in April 2008: Sleep apnea is caused by the upper airway being...
View ArticleOne Christmas Eve a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
Note that there are no reindeer. My guess is that they met the same fate as Luke Skywalker’s tauntaun. The post One Christmas Eve a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… appeared first on The...
View ArticleOF COURSE there’s a “Star Wars opening crawl” creator…
Head on down to the Star Wars official site and take it out for a spin. And yes, someone’s already used it to Rickroll. The post OF COURSE there’s a “Star Wars opening crawl” creator… appeared first...
View ArticleWhen your business’ biggest risk is clearly pointed out in its name
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View ArticleI knew it!
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View ArticleR.I.P. Lemmy
So long, and thanks for all the beautiful noise. On the bright side, he’s one with The Force now. In his honor: The post R.I.P. Lemmy appeared first on The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st...
View ArticleThe non-white version of “A Christmas Story”
Found via Oliver Willis. Click to see the source. If the news about Tamir Rice wasn’t a sign that something’s terribly wrong with the state of American law enforcement, how about the fact that as of...
View ArticleThrillist’s “painfully honest map of Florida”
In case you were wondering, I live in the area marked “Strip Clubs” — Tampa has a rep for being the peeler capital of the world, although that’s not really the case. We do have a colorful local who...
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